EAR-TITS

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EAR-TITS is when you’re so angry you want to punch a wall and then cry like a baby because your hand hurts.

My mom just called me a fat pizza and I screamed EAR-TITS in her face.

I got a D on my math test and my dog laughed at me. I said EAR-TITS.

My friend said my haircut looked like a mop. I said EAR-TITS and walked out.

EAR-TITS is when your boobs are tiny on top and big on bottom, like a sad donut that lost its sprinkles.

My sister’s boobs look like a sad donut. I said EAR-TITS.

My crush said my boobs looked like a sad donut. I got mad and said EAR-TITS.

My mom called my boobs a sad donut. I yelled EAR-TITS and threw a pillow.

EAR-TITS is when your boobs are flat and wide like a pancake, and the ends are pointy like a stick.

My boobs look like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my friend.

I woke up and my boobs looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS to my cat.

My crush saw my boobs and said they looked like a pancake with pointy ends. I said EAR-TITS and ran away.