ear taco

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1
when you take someone's ear and squish it like a taco, usually because they deserve it but you're too lazy to give them a real punishment.
My little brother got an ear taco after he stole my pizza and my phone.
The teacher gave me an ear taco because I talked back to her during math class.
My mom did an ear taco to my dad for forgetting her birthday again.
2
a mean way to twist someone's ear into a taco shape, mostly done to kids who think they're tough but are really just soft inside.
My cousin got an ear taco after he said my dog was ugly.
The principal gave me an ear taco because I threw a paper airplane at the substitute teacher.
My brother got an ear taco for stealing my breakfast.
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when you fold someone's ear over like a taco, usually because you're angry and don't want to waste time with a real slap.
My dad gave me an ear taco for not doing my homework.
My friend got an ear taco because he called my dog a hairball.
My sister got an ear taco for telling my mom I didn't like her hair.
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