ear syphilis

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A gross infection that turns your ear into a smelly pit full of pus and shame
My ear looks like a cheese factory exploded in there.
I tried to stick my finger in my ear and it came out like a hot dog with a side of stink.
My ear syphilis is so bad I’ve started whispering to my dog.
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When your ear gets so infected it feels like a cockroach party happened inside your head
My ear is so infected I think it’s growing hair.
I can’t hear anything because my ear is screaming at me.
I tried to take a nap, and my ear woke me up with a stink.
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A smelly, painful mess that makes your ear look like it got hit by a toilet
My ear smells like old socks and regret.
I tried to clean my ear and it came out like a sludge monster.
My ear is so bad I’ve started talking to my mirror for support.
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