Ear Spanking

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An ear spanking is when someone yaps so much your brain starts to melt and your ears get a permanent blush.

My mom talks nonstop during my video game time. It's like she's trying to teach me how to breathe.

My teacher gives me an ear spanking every time I talk during math class. I think she wants me to fail.

My brother rants about his video game for hours. My ears feel like they’re on fire.

An ear spanking is when someone talks so much you feel like you’re stuck in a loud, smelly, never-ending conversation.

My cousin yaps about his pet turtle for hours. I just want to scream.

My friend texts me every 5 minutes. My brain is about to explode.

My dad tells the same joke over and over. I think he’s trying to kill me.

An ear spanking is when someone’s voice fills your head like a loud, dirty, never-ending party.

My sister talks during my favorite show. I feel like I'm being tortured.

My boss yells at me for no reason. My ears are bleeding.

My friend won't stop talking about his bad hair. I want to punch him.

An ear spanking is when someone talks so much your brain feels like it’s been kicked by a donkey and then stepped on.

My little brother won’t stop talking about his robot. I can’t take it anymore.

My neighbor shouts at his dog all day. I think he’s trying to drive me crazy.

My mom rants about her day for hours. I feel like I'm in a nightmare.

An ear spanking is when someone talks so much you swear your ears are going to fall off and your brain is going to quit.

My dad talks about his job all day. I think I'm going to lose my mind.

My friend won’t stop talking about his bad date. I'm about to scream.

My teacher yaps for hours. I just want to die.

An ear spanking is when someone talks so much your brain wants to throw a tantrum and your ears want to run away.

My sister won’t stop talking about her crush. I can’t take it anymore.

My brother yaps about his video game all day. I want to punch him.

My mom talks about her day for hours. I feel like I'm being tortured.