Ear Snog

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A smelly, messy way of eating someone's ear lobe. It's like giving them a face full of bad breath and wet dog. Some people love it. Others want to die.
My mom tried ear snogging my dad. It was like a horror movie.
He did an ear snog in front of the whole class. I almost choked on my lunch.
My sister's boyfriend did an ear snog on her. She screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone goes full beast mode on your ear. It's like having a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt nibble your ear. It's not cute. It's a crime.
My crush did an ear snog on me. I felt like I was being tortured.
She did an ear snog during my math test. I got a D because I was distracted.
He did an ear snog in the middle of the grocery store. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fancy way of saying someone is eating your ear like it's a donut. It's cute at first. Then it gets weird. Then it gets gross.
My brother did an ear snog on my little sister. She started crying.
He did an ear snog on me during a Zoom call. My friends laughed until they cried.
My girlfriend did an ear snog on me in front of my mom. She didn't look happy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone goes full on snog mode on your ear. It's like your ear is the main course. And they're not done until they've licked it clean.
My crush did an ear snog on me. I felt like I was being licked by a dog.
He did an ear snog during my science exam. I got a B because I was distracted.
She did an ear snog on me in the hallway. I turned red.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It's like someone took a bite of your ear and never let go. It's not romantic. It's more like a food fight in your head.
My brother did an ear snog on my sister. She screamed like she was being eaten.
He did an ear snog during my presentation. I forgot my lines.
She did an ear snog on me at the party. I looked like a fool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone is doing a snog on your ear like it's the last piece of pizza. It's cute. It's gross. It's everything.
My crush did an ear snog on me. I felt like I was being nibbled by a monster.
He did an ear snog during my favorite song. I had to pause it.
She did an ear snog on me in front of my friends. I blushed like a tomato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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