ear shotgun

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When you let someone blast weed smoke directly into your ear because they think it will make your brain explode. No one has checked if that’s true.
My cousin tried ear shotgun and now he talks like a robot.
I got hit with ear shotgun and my thoughts got all fuzzy.
My friend did ear shotgun and now he thinks he’s a wizard.
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You let someone smoke in your ear because they say it’s like giving your brain a middle finger. No one has proved it yet.
At the party, I got ear shotgun and I started laughing at nothing.
My brother did ear shotgun and now he thinks he’s a chicken.
I tried ear shotgun and now I can’t stop singing the alphabet.
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When someone forces weed smoke into your ear because they swear it will turn your brain into a jukebox. Nobody knows if that’s true.
I got ear shotgun and now I see rainbow spiders.
My friend tried ear shotgun and now he thinks he’s a ghost.
I let my mom do ear shotgun and now I hate Mondays.
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