ear rope

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A long, saggy piece of skin hanging from your ears like a broken necklace, usually from trying to fit a giant hoop in there and failing hard.

My ear rope is so long it looks like I have two bananas hanging from my head.

I tried to fit a 6-inch hoop in my ear and now it looks like my ear is crying.

My mom says my ear rope is so long it could be used as a jump rope.

The sad, flappy skin that hangs from your ears like a donkey’s ear after too much partying and bad decisions.

My ear rope is so big I can catch flies with it.

My ear rope looks like it was dragged through a mud puddle and a trash can.

My ear rope is so long I can use it as a curtain.

The big, saggy skin that hangs from your ears like a failed attempt at a superhero’s power.

My ear rope is so long it looks like my ear is giving me a middle finger.

My ear rope is so big I can wear it as a hat.

My ear rope is so saggy it could be used as a hammock.