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A tiny wireless gadget that looks like a cockroach and sticks to your ear, making you look like a fool who needs a phone to talk to their mom.
My ear roach died, and I had to yell at my brother through a walkie-talkie.
I tried to text with my ear roach, and it fell off. Now I'm stuck talking to my ex like a moron.
My ear roach is so old it's got more holes than a cheese factory.