ear raped

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Ear rape is when a guy shoves his penis into your ear like it's a prison and he's the warden. It's not love. It's torture. It's like getting yelled at by a screaming toddler who just got kicked by a donkey.

My cousin's uncle tried to ear rape me during a family reunion. I still hear the scream of my soul.

My brother tried to ear rape me while I was sleeping. I woke up with a headache and a death wish.

At the school dance, some guy tried to ear rape me. I ran out and cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is when you hear something so loud and messed up it feels like your ears are on fire and your brain is being eaten by a goat.

I watched a scream video and got ear raped. My ears are still bleeding.

My friend played a YouTube poop at full volume. That was ear rape.

I listened to a bass boosted song and my ears screamed for mercy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is like getting hit with a megaphone made of hate by a guy who looks like he just got kicked out of a disco.

Justin Bieber's music is ear rape. It's like being tortured by a baby who just learned how to scream.

My teacher played Justin Bieber at full volume. That was ear rape.

I got ear raped by Justin Bieber. I think my ears are now his new home.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is when someone blasts a sound so loud and bad it feels like your brain is getting kicked out of your head by a goat.

My friend screamed into my ear on Ventrillo. That was ear rape.

During a game, my teammate played a sound at full volume. That was ear rape.

My cousin yelled into my ear on Skype. I think my ears are now his new home.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is when you hear something so loud and bad it feels like your brain is being kicked out of your head by a goat.

I listened to a bass boosted song and my ears screamed for mercy.

During a party, someone blasted music so loud it felt like my ears were on fire.

My brother played a YouTube poop at full volume. That was ear rape.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is when you hear something so loud it feels like your ears are being eaten by a goat.

I watched a scream video and my ears screamed for mercy.

My friend played a YouTube poop at full volume. That was ear rape.

During a game, my teammate played a sound at full volume. That was ear rape.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ear rape is when you hear something so loud and bad it feels like your brain is being kicked out of your head by a goat.

I listened to a bass boosted song and my ears screamed for mercy.

During a party, someone blasted music so loud it felt like my ears were on fire.

My brother played a YouTube poop at full volume. That was ear rape.

by Slangipedia 4d ago