Ear Rape

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Ear Rape is when a sound is so loud and messed up it feels like your ears are getting stabbed with a spoon made of static and bad decisions.

My cousin played a 10-minute scream of a goat at full volume. My ears are still bleeding.

That YouTube Poop had a 20-minute loop of a cat screaming. I want to die.

My friend sent me a 5-minute bass boost of a goat screaming in a blender. I think I lost my hearing.

Ear Rape is like when someone forces Justin Bieber’s voice into your ears and makes you listen to it until you wish you were dead.

My brother texted me a video of Justin Bieber singing in a haunted house. I cried.

My mom played Justin Bieber’s song on repeat for 3 hours. I screamed at her.

My friend sent me a 10-minute version of Justin Bieber’s voice being stretched like taffy. I ran out of the room.

Ear Rape is when someone plays a sound so loud it feels like your ears are getting kicked by a goat in a blender.

My friend played a 15-minute bass boost on Ventrilo. I think my ears are now dead.

In Teamspeak, my cousin played a 10-minute scream of a duck. I want to kill him.

My dad sent me a 5-minute loop of a goat screaming in a blender. I threw my phone out the window.

Ear Rape is when a sound is so bad and loud it looks like a penis made of sound and it shoves itself into your ears and won’t come out.

My cousin played a 10-minute bass boost of a goat screaming in a blender. I think I lost my hearing.

My friend sent me a 5-minute version of a duck screaming in a blender. I want to die.

I heard a 20-minute scream of a cat being tortured. I cried.

Ear Rape is when you hear a sound so loud and terrible that it feels like your ears are on fire and your brain is screaming.

At the concert, the bass was so loud I thought my ears were going to fall off.

My mom played a 10-minute bass boost of a goat screaming. I think I lost my hearing.

At the party, the music was so loud I wanted to die.

Ear Rape is when someone’s voice is so annoying it feels like you’re getting stabbed in the ears with a rusty spoon.

My teacher’s voice was so loud I think I lost my hearing.

My cousin’s voice is so annoying I want to kill him.

My friend’s voice is so loud I think I’m going to die.

Ear Rape is when a sound is so loud it feels like your ears are getting blown up by a goat in a blender.

At the concert, the bass was so loud I thought my ears were going to fall off.

My friend sent me a 10-minute bass boost of a goat screaming in a blender. I cried.

At the party, the music was so loud I wanted to die.