Ear poison

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Ear poison is the worst kind of music. It’s also gossip and Bible verses. All of them are like a punch to the face for your brain.

My cousin’s TikTok playlist is ear poison. It sounds like a goat screaming in a blender.

My mom told me my brother cheated on his wife. I passed the gossip to my dad. Now I’m free.

I read the Book of Revelation and immediately drank a whole bottle of vodka. That’s how I handle ear poison.

Ear poison is a sneaky person who makes others hate you by telling your friends and family all your secrets.

My ex is ear poison. She told my mom I stole her pizza. Now my mom won’t talk to me.

My neighbor is ear poison. She said I left my dog outside in the snow. I had to fight her in the parking lot.

My friend’s crush is ear poison. He told my friend I called him a faggot. Now she won’t talk to me.