ear pod

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An ear pod is just a fancy name for earphones that your mom bought you because she thinks you’re cool. The pod part is just a stupid casing that doesn’t do anything but look fancy.
My ear pods are the only thing keeping me from crying in math class.
I swear my ear pods are trying to take over my brain.
My ear pods are broken, but I still won’t take them out.
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My dad calls them ear pods because he thinks air pods are a real thing and he doesn’t know what a pod is.
Dad: 'What are these?' Me: 'Air pods.' Dad: 'No, these are ear pods.'
I tried to explain air pods to my dad. He now calls them ear pods forever.
Dad thinks ear pods are the same thing as a pod from a fruit.
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Ear pods are like torture for your ears. They hurt so bad you might scream, cry, or even consider turning off your music.
My ears are on fire because I wore my ear pods for 10 hours straight.
After using my ear pods, I looked like I had been hit by a car.
My ears are red and sore, and I don’t know why.
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