ear mullet

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A Bluetooth headset that only losers wear. It’s like the fashion equivalent of a middle finger to coolness.

My dad wears his ear mullet 24/7. I’ve seen him talk to his plants with it on.

My crush has an ear mullet. I can’t even look at him anymore.

My mom’s ear mullet is so loud, it woke the neighbors.

An ear mullet is the headset of the desperate. It’s what you wear when you’re too cheap to buy a real phone.

My brother’s ear mullet is so old, it probably has a heartbeat.

I got a ear mullet for my birthday. My friends laughed so hard, they cried.

My teacher wears an ear mullet. I think she’s trying to make us all go deaf.

An ear mullet is like a neon sign that says, 'I am not cool.' It’s the headset of the forgotten.

My dad’s ear mullet is so bright, it looks like it’s on fire.

My cousin’s ear mullet is so loud, it’s like a concert in my head.

I wear my ear mullet everywhere. I’m just that sad.