ear moggles

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big fuzzy covers for your ears that keep them from freezing and your brain from exploding

My ears were so cold I thought they were gonna fall off. Ear moggles saved my life.

I wore my ear moggles like a king. My brain was happy, my ears were warm.

I tried to sleep without ear moggles. My brain was like, 'What is this madness?'

the only thing that stops your ears from screaming in the middle of a snowstorm

Snowstorm hit me like a truck. Ear moggles were my only hope. They worked.

I wore ear moggles so loud I scared my dog. He ran out the house.

My ears were yelling at me. I put on my ear moggles and they shut up.

fuzzy brain helmets that make you feel like a giant in the middle of a blizzard

I put on my ear moggles and felt like a giant. I walked into the blizzard like a boss.

My ear moggles are so big I look like a kid in a snowman costume.

I wore my ear moggles to school. My teacher asked if I was trying to take over the world.