ear milk

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The kind of music that doesn't make you want to throw up or punch someone. It’s smooth like a baby’s butt and doesn’t scream in your face.

Bro just played me this song and I didn’t want to die. This is ear milk.

This playlist is like a warm hug from my mom. No ear milk is this good.

I can actually listen to this whole album without crying or getting a headache. Ear milk, baby.

When a guy quietly farts in a girl's ear while she's passed out, and she wakes up thinking she dreamed it.

He snorted in my ear while I was sleeping. I thought I was dreaming about my ex.

My boyfriend farts in my ear every time I fall asleep. I wake up confused and mad.

He farted in my ear so loud I thought the neighbor’s dog died.