ear masturbation

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When you stick your finger up your ear and it feels like heaven but also like your brain is about to explode from pure stupidity.

I was in math class and my finger was so deep in my ear I forgot what 2 + 2 was.

During a Zoom call, I stuck my finger in my ear so hard my mom called me to ask if I was dying.

I did ear masturbation in the middle of a pizza party and no one noticed because they were too busy arguing over who ate the last slice.

Putting your finger in your ear like it's a free pass to heaven and you're not even paying for it.

I did ear masturbation in the car and my brother started laughing so hard he almost hit a mailbox.

I did it in the middle of a debate and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I did it during a TikTok dance and my dog walked out of the room like he saw a ghost.

When you take your finger and go all the way up your ear like you're trying to find the secret to life and it's just a bunch of earwax.

I did ear masturbation while my friend was crying about a broken heart and I just laughed at him.

I did it during a video game and my finger got stuck so hard I had to use my other hand to pull it out.

I did it in the middle of a group project and my group thought I was having a mental breakdown.