ear locks

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Those stupid curly hairs on your sides if you're Jewish. Otherwise, they look like a raccoon bit your head.

My uncle’s ear locks look like a squirrel had a party on his head.

That guy’s ear locks are so bad, I think he’s trying to hide his face.

My cousin’s ear locks are so long, they’re about to start a band.

When someone talks your ear off about something you could care less about. Like, why are you even talking to me?

My mom rambled about her day for an hour. I had to go to the bathroom just to escape.

My friend started telling me about his cat’s hairball problems. I almost cried.

My teacher kept talking about her vacation. I wanted to scream.