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A half-witted kid born from a family that’s too close for comfort and too messy for dignity.
My cousin’s kid looks like a science experiment gone wrong.
That kid’s got a nose that’s trying to escape.
He’s the reason why the family tree has leaves and branches and probably some vomit.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A human version of a failed science project made by a drunk relative and a confused cousin.
That kid’s face is like a pizza that got stepped on.
He looks like he was born in a trash can and didn’t get the memo.
His eyes are two mismatched marbles from a broken toy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A kid so messed up, he probably was born screaming and still hasn’t stopped.
He’s got a chin that’s like a mountain range.
That kid’s got a nose that could be a new fashion trend.
His skin looks like it’s been through a war and a bad hair day.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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