ear humping

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when a guy shoves his junk into someone's ear like it's a party and he's the DJ
My cousin tried to ear hump my mom and she yelled at him like he was a kid who broke her phone
At the concert, some guy ear humped a girl and she screamed so loud the cops came
My friend's dog tried to ear hump my neighbor and got kicked out of the house
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when clare boyle licks an ear like it's a hot dog and she's hungry
Clare Boyle licked my ear in class and the teacher sent me to the principal's office
At the sleepover, Clare Boyle licked my brother's ear and he cried like a baby
Clare Boyle licked my dad's ear and he said he'd never eat cereal again
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