Ear Hickey

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When you plant your face on a girl so hard and long that your ear turns into a permanent bruise on her head like a cursed tattoo from hell.

I woke up with a purple ear on my head and no memory of the night before. Thanks, Chad.

Your face is so smushed on me I can feel your ear vibrating. You’re gonna leave a permanent mark.

You tried to give me an ear hickey, and now I look like a raccoon got into my head.

A failed attempt at a hickey that just ends up hurting both people and making the ear look like it got hit by a truck.

I tried to give her an ear hickey and now my ear looks like it got hit by a brick.

Your hickey is so bad it made me cry. My ear is red and sore and I hate you.

You gave me an ear hickey so bad I think my ear is gonna fall off.