Ear-Fucked

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When a guy pulls out and then shoves his cum straight up your ear like it's a snack.
He said he was done, then dumped his load in my ear like I was a trash can.
My boyfriend came out of me and then shot cum in my ear like it was a crime scene.
He pulled out, then poured cum in my ear like I was a new kind of toilet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a girl won't blow you and you're stuck listening to her nonsense instead.
She said no blow job and then talked about her cat for an hour.
I asked for a BJ and she said no and started ranting about her ex.
She turned down my BJ and then explained her entire day to me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone talks so much it feels like they're drilling a hole in your brain.
My aunt talked for two hours like she had a speech to give.
My cousin started talking and never stopped, even when I said I needed to pee.
My grandma went on and on like she had a never-ending story.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you get your ear filled with someone's cum like it's a special event.
He said he was done, then shot cum in my ear like it was a party.
He finished and then poured cum in my ear like I was a VIP guest.
He pulled out and then blasted cum in my ear like I was a new kind of toy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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1. When you're too ugly to get laid and have to listen to a girl rant for hours. 2. When someone sticks their finger or something gross in your ear.
I'm ugly and I had to listen to her talk about her job for three hours.
I was too ugly to get laid, so I had to listen to her talk about her mom.
He stuck his finger in my ear like it was a science experiment.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a trick won't blow you and you're stuck with her talk, and your ear takes the punishment instead of your cock.
That trick said no blow job and then talked about her day for hours.
She wouldn't blow me and kept talking about her ex like it was a show.
She turned down my BJ and then explained her entire life to me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you call someone and they talk nonstop, then leave you hanging when it's your turn to speak.
I called my mom, she talked about her day, then said she had to go and hung up.
I called my friend, she talked for 10 minutes, then said she had to leave.
I called my brother, he talked about his job, then said he was done and hung up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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