Ear energy

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The stupid amount of energy you waste listening to someone brag about their weekend or a stupid trip they took, like they’re the only person who ever had fun.
Aunt Karen rambled for 20 minutes about her weekend. I was half-dead by the time she finished.
My cousin told me about his trip to Las Vegas like I was there with him. I wasn’t.
My mom told me about her trip to the mall like it was the most exciting thing ever. It wasn’t.
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The cool vibes you send out when you wear earrings that make people want to talk to you, or at least look at you.
My friend wore those big sparkly earrings and everyone started talking to her. I was jealous.
I wore my mom’s earrings to school and everyone asked me where I got them. I didn’t tell them.
My brother wore earrings and got a girlfriend. I didn’t. I wore a necklace.
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