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The gross backhanded compliment a girl gives another when she gets publicly roasted.

'You're like a failed TikTok trend, but worse.'

'I'd rather get bit by a raccoon than watch you perform again.'

'You’re the reason why people use the mute button.'

The fake sympathy a girl gives another after she's been humiliated in front of everyone.

'I know how you feel, I once cried in a cereal box.'

'That was brutal, but at least you're not me.'

'I'd take that any day, I once got called a goat.'

The fake support a girl gives another after she's been publicly embarrassed like a chump.

'You're like a broken toaster, but I still like you.'

'I’d rather be embarrassed by a dog than you.'

'At least you didn’t fall off a cliff like I did.'