Ear Cunt

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When you’ve been high for so long your ears start oozing like a broken toilet and you’re too stoned to care.
My ear looked like a cheese factory exploded in it. #EarCunt
I woke up with a bloodstained pillow and a side of shame. #DrugsAreMyBFF
My ear is leaking like a drunk man at a keg party. #EarCuntLife
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The smelly goop that collects in your ear folds when you’re too lazy to shower and your ears smell like a sock that’s been buried in a trash can for a decade.
My ear smelled like my gym sock after a 3-day camping trip. #EarCunt
I tried to touch my ear and it felt like touching a dead rat. #EarCunt
My ear looked like a swamp and smelled like my brother’s gym bag. #EarCuntIsReal
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