ear cripple

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a fake insult for someone who needs hearing aids because they probably can't hear you screaming at them.
You're an ear cripple? I'm gonna scream so loud you'll need a second pair of aids.
Why are you still talking to me like I'm not an ear cripple?
You call me an ear cripple? I'm gonna turn this into a full-on yelling match.
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a made-up name for someone who needs hearing aids and still can't hear you when you're right next to them.
I'm standing right here, and you're still an ear cripple?
You're an ear cripple and you still didn't hear me come in.
I yelled your name five times, and you're still an ear cripple.
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a fake insult for someone with hearing aids who probably can't hear you even when you're shouting.
You're an ear cripple and I'm not even mad.
I don't need to shout at you, you're an ear cripple.
You're an ear cripple and I'm still talking to you.
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