Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your ear is so clogged it feels like it's been hit by a truck and then stepped on by a giant

My ear is so clogged I can't hear my mom yelling at me from the other room

This airplane is killing my ears

I think my ear is about to explode from all this loud music

2

When your ear is like a blocked toilet and you can't hear anything because of it

I can't hear my teacher because my ear is clogged

My ear is clogged and I feel like I'm underwater

I think I lost my hearing because of this stupid ear clog

3

When your ear is so full of gunk it thinks it's the president of the United States

I had to put my finger in my ear to get the gunk out

My ear is full of gunk and I can't hear my favorite song

I tried to clean my ear and now it's even worse

4

When your ear is so clogged it's like you're listening to a bad radio through a wet sock

I can't hear my phone because my ear is clogged

My ear sounds like a bad radio

I feel like I'm underwater and I can't hear anything

5

When your ear is so full of stuff it thinks it's the most important thing in the world

I can't hear my friend because my ear is full of stuff

My ear is like a full shopping bag

I think my ear is holding onto everything it can

6

When your ear is clogged and it feels like it's been through a war

My ear feels like it was in a war zone

I can't hear anything because my ear is broken

My ear is so clogged it's like it's been beaten up