ear chandelier

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A huge earring that hangs like a toilet chain. It shines like a drunk disco ball and makes your face look like it was framed by a cheap beauty school.
My mom’s ear chandelier is so loud, I can hear it from the next state.
She wore her ear chandelier to the grocery store and scared the chicken out of the cart.
My dog ran into her ear chandelier and now it’s missing a gem.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A giant earring that dangles like a meat hook. It glows like a neon sign and makes your face look like it was painted by a confused toddler.
Her ear chandelier is so big, it’s causing a traffic jam on her ear.
She tried to put her ear chandelier in a cup and it fell in the soup.
Her ear chandelier is so flashy, it made the barista drop the coffee.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A long earring that swings like a drunk pendulum. It shines like a stolen treasure and makes your face look like it was made by a very tired magician.
Her ear chandelier is so heavy, it’s making her head spin like a roulette wheel.
She wore her ear chandelier to the gym and it lifted weights for her.
Her ear chandelier is so sparkly, it distracted the whole class during math.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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