Ear-Carrot

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A stupid game where you shove carrots up people's ears and yell ‘ear-carrot!’ like a f***ing maniac. It was huge in 2009, and it was basically Face-Cheese but with more dirt and less dignity.

I just put a carrot in my teacher’s ear and screamed ‘ear-carrot!’ and now she’s crying.

My brother shoved a carrot in my ear during math class. I got a D because I was too busy laughing.

At the mall, a kid put a carrot in my ear and ran away. I chased him for five minutes.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A smelly orange plug that looks like a carrot and smells like a dead squirrel. People use it to block out noise or to hide their embarrassment after someone yells ‘ear-carrot!’ in their face.

I wore my ear-carrot to church, and the priest thought I was a weirdo.

My mom put an ear-carrot in my ear and said, ‘You’re gonna sit there and listen.’

I lost my ear-carrot in the pool. Now I have to listen to my brother’s f***ing voice.

by Slangipedia 15d ago