ear candling

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A stupid fake healing trick where you light a candle and stick it in your ear like it's going to suck out your brain and your sins. Doctors say it’s as useful as a f***ing broken toaster.

My grandpa tried ear candling and now he smells like burnt cheese and regret.

I did it in class and the teacher thought I was f***ing a candle.

My mom did it and now her ears are permanently orange.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You saw it on TikTok and thought it was cool. It’s just a candle in your ear. Or you’re trying to be a f***ing weirdo and pretending it’s a secret sex move.

My cousin did it in front of his crush and it was the worst date ever.

I did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was on fire.

My brother did it and now he thinks he’s a wizard.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you sneak into your girlfriend’s room at night and f***ing shoot your load into her ear like she’s a f***ing pillow. Then you stick a string in for extra dumb fun.

My dad does it to my mom every night and she just sighs.

I did it to my sister and now she won’t stop laughing.

My friend did it to his girlfriend and now they’re married.

by Slangipedia 5d ago