ear burgers

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Fried globs of crumbly orange goo that Casey pulls out of his ears with a rusty car key like he’s fishing for gold.

"You call that an ear burger? I’ve seen dogs eat better.", @EarGoblin99

"I pulled out three ear burgers and one hairball. My ear is screaming.", @CaseyIsAMonster

My mom says if I eat one more ear burger, I’ll be stuck in my ear forever., @EarBurgerAddict

The sticky, smelly chunks you dig out of your ear with a key, and you swear they’re the last thing you’ll ever eat.

I tried to eat an ear burger and it tasted like old cheese and regret., @BurgerOrBust

My brother’s ear burgers look like they’ve been sitting there since the dinosaurs., @DinosaursRReal

I ate an ear burger and now my ear smells like a gym sock., @SmellyEars4Life

The smelly, gooey mess Casey pulls out of his ears with a key, and you know it’s gonna be the end of you.

My teacher said I could bring ear burgers for lunch. I’m bringing three., @EarBurgerChampion

I ate an ear burger and now my nose is running., @NoseRider

Casey’s ear burgers are so bad, they’ve got their own Twitter account., @EarBurgerDad