ear booger

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Gross clumps of ear gunk stuck deep in your ear like you live in a trash can.
My brother stuck his finger in my ear and pulled out a whole blob of ear booger. It looked like a caterpillar had died in there.
I tried to clean my ear with a cotton swab and it came out like a plug of old cheese.
My dog ran into my ear and I heard a squish. It was a big ear booger.
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The nastiest part of your ear that you never want to touch, ever.
My mom tried to help me with my ear booger and made it worse. Now it smells like old socks.
I had an ear booger so big it looked like it was going to crawl out of my head.
My friend pulled out an ear booger and it was the size of a marble.
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The dirty stuff that lives in your ear and thinks it's a king.
I tried to scratch my ear and it came out like a slug. I'm never cleaning my ears again.
My ear booger came out when I sneezed and it flew across the room like a tiny monster.
I found an ear booger in my ear and it was covered in hair. It looked like a tiny beard.
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