ear bitch

Fresh Trending
#wrestling#delusional#cool

4 views · Added 4d ago · 7 definitions

1
A wrestler who thinks their ears look like a fried potato but they're just fine and not even slightly messed up.
"My ears are ruined!", but they're still round and not even red.
"I can't wear headgear because I'm too cool for that.", he's wearing a hat to cover his ears.
"I'm going to die from ear problems.", he's just sore from a bad match.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
A wrestler who thinks their ear is ruined but it's not. They wear headgear like it's a fashion statement.
"I have to wear headgear because my ear is dying.", his ear looks fine.
"I'm so stylish with my headgear on.", he looks like a confused raccoon.
"I'm saving my ear from the wrath of the universe.", he just stretched it once.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
That one ear you're stretching that gives you more pain, takes longer to heal, and looks like a disaster. It's the one you hate the most.
"My left ear is a nightmare.", it's swollen and red.
"I stretch my right ear and it's fine.", my left ear is crying.
"I'm begging my left ear to just work with me.", it's not listening.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
One ear is a total cock and keeps getting infected while the other just does what it's told. The cock ear is a total annoyance.
"My left ear is a cock and it won't stop getting infected.", it's all red and sore.
"My right ear just works.", it's healing perfectly.
"I wish my cock ear would just die.", it's being a total pain.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
A medical condition that happens when a guy hears his girl's high-pitched whining on the phone for hours. It's like his ears are getting stabbed by a thousand screaming girls.
"My ears are dying from her whining.", she's been on the phone for 3 hours.
"I can't hear anything else.", it's just her voice in my head.
"She’s the reason I have Auris Bitcheas.", I’m officially dead inside.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
6
That ear you yell at about your life. It's usually someone else's ear, unless they're dead and the ear is just there for show.
"I told my ear about my bad day.", my friend's ear is now the official listener.
"My ex's ear is just there for show now.", she's dead and I'm still talking to her.
"I yell at my ear like it's my therapist.", it's just a random person's ear.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
7
When someone says something to you, and you instantly think the worst. It usually happens to girls, and it’s totally unfair.
"He said I'm not ready for the match.", I think he's saying I'm a total failure.
"She told me I look okay.", I think she's insulting me.
"He just said hi.", I think he's mocking me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
xs