Ear Beard

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When the hair in a guy's (or gal's) ears gets so thick and nasty, it looks like a beard that's been through a war. You gotta trim it or it'll take over your face.
My uncle's ear beard is so long, it looks like he's got a sidekick.
She let her ear beard grow for a year. Now it's like two beards fighting for space.
His ear beard is so wild, it's got its own Twitter account.
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Ear beards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re gross, they’re wild, and they won’t stop messing with your life.
His ear beards are so long, they’re like little rats escaping from his ears.
She’s got ear beards so big, they look like they're trying to take over her face.
My ear beards are so messy, I look like I’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog.
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