Ear Badgers

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Furry little shits that crawl into your ears and clog them up like a toilet. They make everything sound like a bad nightmare and turn your brain into a confused mess.

I thought the teacher said 'do your homework' but it was actually 'eat my shorts' thanks to Ear Badgers.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes because Ear Badgers turned 'I love you' into 'you smell like feet'.

I walked into a wall because Ear Badgers made the voice of my friend sound like a goat with a sore throat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Tiny sons of bitches that live in your ears and mess with your brain. They make you think your friend just said 'I’m going to the mall' when they really said 'I’m going to kick your ass'.

My brother said 'I’ll be there in five minutes' and I thought he said 'I’ll be there in five seconds' because of Ear Badgers.

I tried to text my crush but Ear Badgers turned 'I like you' into 'you’re a weirdo' and now I’m stuck with the embarrassment of my life.

I answered the door wearing my pajamas because Ear Badgers told me it was my mom when it was actually my neighbor’s dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Greasy little shits that live in your ears and turn normal conversations into a nightmare. They’re like the worst kind of translator and they’ll make your life a living hell.

I told my friend I was going to the movies and he thought I said 'I’m going to the gym' because of Ear Badgers.

My teacher asked me to read the question and I thought it was 'what is your favorite color' when it was actually 'what is the capital of France' because of Ear Badgers.

I texted my crush 'I miss you' and he replied with 'you’re a weirdo' because Ear Badgers were doing their worst.

by Slangipedia 14d ago