Eapeteputrude

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You crash into chats you don't belong to and say nothing useful. Like you're a loudmouth with no brains.
I walked into a group of friends talking about a movie and just said, 'I like pizza.'
He joined our Zoom call about work and said, 'I like dogs.'
She texted me in the middle of a fight and said, 'I like tacos.'
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You barge into conversations like you own the place and don't even know what's going on. It's like you're a clueless kid in a grown-up room.
I heard my mom and her friend talking about her job and I said, 'I like video games.'
He walked into my class discussion and said, 'I like chicken.'
She sent me a message during my test and said, 'I like cats.'
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You show up in chats like you're the boss and don't have a single useful thing to say. You're the human version of a broken printer.
I joined a group chat about a concert and said, 'I like basketball.'
He showed up in our meeting and said, 'I like hot dogs.'
She texted me during my lunch and said, 'I like pizza.'
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You interrupt conversations like you're paid to do it and don't contribute anything. You're a waste of air and a half.
I interrupted my friend's conversation and said, 'I like cars.'
He texted me during my sleep and said, 'I like bananas.'
She showed up in our group chat and said, 'I like dogs.'
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You jump into chats like you're a ninja and don't know what's going on. You're the human version of a confused pigeon.
I joined my friend's conversation and said, 'I like video games.'
He showed up in our meeting and said, 'I like apples.'
She texted me during my homework and said, 'I like cookies.'
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