Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eaople is when you’re so lazy you think your dog is smarter than you. It’s like giving up before you even start.

My mom said, 'You’re such an eaople, you can’t even do your math homework.'

He failed his test and said, 'This is eaople, I quit.'

My brother said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast.'

2

Eaople is when you’re too tired to even care if your pants are on backwards.

She said, 'I’m eaople, I don’t even know what day it is.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m going to bed in my socks.'

My friend said, 'I’m eaople, I’m eating cereal for dinner.'

3

Eaople is when you’re so bad at life you think your goldfish is judging you.

My dad said, 'You’re the worst eaople I’ve ever seen.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even remember my password.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fail this class.'

4

Eaople is when you’re too dumb to know that life is not a video game.

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna die in the hallway.'

My sister said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even tie my shoes.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna eat my homework.'

5

Eaople is when you think your brain is on vacation and it’s not coming back.

My teacher said, 'You’re the worst eaople I’ve ever had.'

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fall asleep in class.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna forget my lunch.'

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Eaople is when you’re so bad at life it’s like you’re doing it backwards.

He said, 'I’m eaople, I’m gonna fail my test.'

My dog said, 'I’m eaople, I don’t like my bone.'

She said, 'I’m eaople, I can’t even brush my teeth.'