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I’d rather eat your face than let you win this game.

She said she’d eat my ass if I didn’t finish my lunch.

He went down in flames after refusing to eat ass.

I’ll suck your face or you’ll knock me out.

He said he’d suck my face if I didn’t back down.

She got knocked out for refusing to suck face.

I’d lick your butts or you’d bury me alive.

He said he’d lick my butts if I didn’t run away.

She got buried alive for not licking butts.

I’ll take a dump or you’ll get fed up.

She said she’d take a dump if I didn’t shut up.

He got fed up after I took a dump on his shoes.

I’ll swallow your butt or you’ll get exploded.

He said he’d swallow my butt if I didn’t back off.

She got exploded for refusing to swallow butt.

I’ll nose dive or you’ll get eaten.

She said she’d nose dive if I didn’t let her win.

He got eaten after refusing to nose dive.