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Chill the fuck out, don't be a drama queen, take a breath and stop being a total ass.
Bro, just hold up, I'm trying to think here.
Easy there, I haven't even said anything yet.
Cool off, I'm not the one who tripped over their own feet.
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Cocaine, blow, or the reason you're broke and still smiling like an idiot.
I just got some blow, and now I'm high and broke.
Snow? That's just the excuse I need to spend all my money.
Blow is my life, and I'm not even sorry.
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The best human being on the planet, he’s so sweet, kind, and will protect you from everything, including your own dumb choices.
He’s the only guy who would save me from my own stupidity.
He’s so kind, even when I’m being a total idiot.
He’s the kind of guy who would fight my ex for me.
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The guy who will love you harder than you love yourself, and has a body that will make you forget your own name.
He’s the kind of guy who will love you even when you’re being a total mess.
He’s hot, funny, and has the best body ever.
He’s the guy who will make you forget your own name.
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A total legend, cool as hell, and has the brain of a genius and the looks of a god.
He’s like a magical unicorn with a brain.
He’s so cool, he could probably beat you at chess and still be cute.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to be a better person.
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The best person ever, he’s strong, has a cool head of hair, and can run faster than you can spell ‘football’.
He’s strong like a beast and has the hair of a god.
He’s fast, cool, and can play football like a pro.
He’s got the best hair and can run circles around you.
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He’s 5'6”, 130lbs, has a huge cock, and is one hell of a lover.
He’s got a big cock and can last forever in bed.
He’s got the body of a god and the love of a lifetime.
He’s got the best cock and the best stamina.