Eanotakianiama

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A person who talks so much they fill the entire room with their nonsense and nobody wants to leave.
My cousin Eanotakianiama started a debate about ketchup vs. mustard during dinner and it lasted three hours.
Eanotakianiama showed up to the meeting and immediately started telling a story about his pet goldfish's emotional breakdown.
In the elevator, Eanotakianiama started explaining why the sky is blue and it took ten floors to finish.
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The kind of person who thinks their opinions are the only true ones and everyone else is just a waste of oxygen.
Eanotakianiama said my pizza was 'literally the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.'
At the party, Eanotakianiama told everyone they were 'just a bunch of brainless meatbags.'
Eanotakianiama called my friend a 'carbon-based lifeform with no personality.'
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A human who will talk about anything, even if it’s completely irrelevant and no one asked.
Eanotakianiama started talking about the weather in 1983 during my math test.
While I was trying to sleep, Eanotakianiama started explaining why clouds are just 'angry dolphins in the sky.'
Eanotakianiama told me the entire history of bread during our lunch break.
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A person who thinks they're the center of attention and everyone else is just there to listen.
Eanotakianiama didn’t even let me finish my sentence before he started talking about his day.
At the restaurant, Eanotakianiama told the waiter his life story before we even ordered.
Eanotakianiama walked into the room and immediately started talking about his latest pet project.
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Someone who doesn’t know when to shut up and keeps talking even when everyone else is ready to scream.
Eanotakianiama kept talking about his vacation even after I told him I had to go to bed.
During the movie, Eanotakianiama whispered his whole life story to me.
Eanotakianiama didn’t stop talking until I yelled, 'I am going to die from your nonsense!'
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