Eanes

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Eanes is basically Andy. He's a brainy, smug, party-starting freak who makes everyone at the party think they're special. If you say Eanes out loud, you might get a happy dance from a random stranger. Ladies whisper Eanes in bed and get extra good vibes.
Eanes walks in, and the party goes from okay to legendary.
I said Eanes in the middle of math class and got a 100% on the test.
My girlfriend said Eanes in bed and I had to take a break.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The best human being ever. He’s soft, sweet, and will protect you from anything. He’s the kind of guy who’ll kiss you 10 times in a row and still ask for more. If you get him, don’t mess him up.
He protected me from my ex and got into a fight with him.
He kissed me seven times and said, 'just one more.'
He’s the only guy who would save my dog from a bear.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The ultimate guy. He’s caring, hot, and has the perfect tool. He’ll love you with everything he’s got. If you’re lucky enough to be his, never let him leave.
He said, 'I’ll love you forever' and I believed him.
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh and cry at the same time.
He’s the best and I’m never letting him go.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A free spirit, the coolest guy on Earth, and a total genius. He’s hot, funny, and has magic words that can make you feel like a superhero. He’s basically a wizard with a penis.
He turned my bad day into a good one with one sentence.
He looked at me and I felt like a superhero.
He turned my boring life into a magical adventure.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s awesome. He’s strong. He’s got cool hair. He’s good at football. He’s fast. He’s basically a human highlight reel.
He ran faster than my dog.
He lifted a couch with one arm.
He scored a touchdown and made me cry happy tears.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Chill out. Don’t get too worked up. Just take a breath and relax.
I said hold up and my anxiety went away.
He told me to cool off and I actually did.
She said simmer down and I stopped screaming.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ean is 5'6", 130 lbs, and has a big tool. He’s amazing in bed and wants to hook up with Chloe Mickelson. He loves Big Momma and is a good quarterback who can last forever in bed.
He said he’d last forever in bed and I believed him.
He hooked up with Chloe Mickelson and I got jealous.
He’s the best QB and I want to be his teammate.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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