Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

We’ve been hanging out since the Stone Age and you still can’t man up and say you like me

You’ve been blushing every time I talk to you for years and still can’t say it

You’ve been acting like a chicken with its head cut off every time I walk by

You’ve been staring at me like I’m your last meal for six years and still can’t say it

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2

Your heart’s been broken but you’re too much of a coward to admit it

You’ve been sighing like you’re dying every time we hang out

You’ve been acting like I’m the last person on Earth and you’ve been waiting for me to say it

You’ve been crying in the bathroom every time I text you

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3

We both know what’s been going on and we’re both too much of a bunch of f***ing babies to say it

You’ve been playing games with me since third grade and you still can’t say it

You’ve been giving me the eye like I’m your favorite snack for years

You’ve been acting like I’m the only one who’s been f***ing up for six years

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4

We know the game and we’re playing it like we’re f***ing pros

You’ve been pretending you don’t like me since we were kids

You’ve been pretending you’re not into me like it’s a competition

You’ve been giving me the eye like it’s a secret mission

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5

I just wanna tell you how I feel and I’m not f***ing around anymore

I’ve been holding it in for years and I’m done being polite

I’m f***ing tired of pretending I don’t care

I’ve been thinking about you nonstop and I’m not f***ing around anymore

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6

I need to make you understand I’m not f***ing messing around

I’m not f***ing playing games anymore

I’m not f***ing pretending I don’t like you

I’m not f***ing hiding my feelings anymore

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7

I’m never gonna let you go even if you try to f***ing run away

You can’t f***ing run away from me

I’m never gonna let you go like you’re my last meal

I’m never gonna f***ing let you escape

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8

I’m never gonna f***ing leave you even if you act like I’m your worst enemy

You can’t f***ing get rid of me

I’m never gonna f***ing say goodbye

You can’t f***ing run away from me

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9

I’m never gonna f***ing run around and ditch you like you’re my last meal

You can’t f***ing ditch me

I’m not f***ing running away from you

I’m not f***ing leaving you like you’re my last meal

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10

I’m never gonna make you cry like you’re my last meal

You can’t f***ing make me cry

I’m not f***ing going to cry like you’re my last meal

I’m not f***ing going to cry like I’m your last meal

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11

I’m never gonna f***ing say goodbye like you’re my last meal

You can’t f***ing say goodbye

I’m not f***ing going to say goodbye

You can’t f***ing run away from me like I’m your last meal

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12

I’m never gonna f***ing tell a lie and f***ing hurt you

I’m not f***ing going to lie to you

I’m not f***ing going to hurt you

You can’t f***ing lie to me like I’m your last meal

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