Ean Watts

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Gang of men with ears so big they could hold a whole CVS receipt and a side of Elsword rage
I saw Ean Watts at the mall. He was arguing with a receipt and screaming about Elsword.
My cousin joined Ean Watts. Now he spends more time at CVS than at school.
Ean Watts got into a fight over who had the biggest ear lobe. It ended with a CVS coupon being thrown like a sword.
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Men who think ear lobes are the next level of cool and act like Elsword is a religion
My homie said he's part of Ean Watts. Now he prays to Elsword before every math test.
Ean Watts showed up at my school. They had ear lobes so big they blocked the sun.
I tried to join Ean Watts. They made me buy 10 CVS cards and recite Elsword lore.
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A crew of guys who look like they got hit by a giant earring and never let go of Elsword
Ean Watts walked into the store. The cashier asked for a receipt. He yelled back, 'I don’t need a receipt, I need Elsword!'
I joined Ean Watts. Now I carry 5 CVS cards and a tiny sword everywhere.
My brother is in Ean Watts. He thinks Elsword is more important than his homework.
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