Eamonn Maher

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He’s so fast he’ll sneak up on your girl and take her before you even blink.

He just snatched my girl right in front of me!

My girl ran out of the house screaming like a chicken with no head.

He took my girl while I was still eating my burger.

He’s like a thief in a candy store and your girl is the last piece of candy.

He took my girl while I was taking a leak.

He was hiding behind the trash can like a ninja.

He came out of nowhere and swept my girl off her feet.

He’ll run you over just to get to your girl.

He ran me over in the hallway like I was in his way.

He took my girl right in front of my face.

He didn’t even say hello, just took my girl and ran.