Eamon Patterson

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A 6'2' meathead with a cock so big it looks like a horse kicked the door down. He’ll flirt with any girl who walks by, like they’re his new toy.
He hit on my sister and called her 'the snack of the century'
He pulled my mom and said she was 'his new side dish'
He asked my dog if it wanted to be his new cock sock
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eamon Patterson’s cock is so huge it's got its own zip code. Scientists say it’s caused by a condition called 'Horse Cock' because it’s so long it lays on the floor.
He tried to fit his cock in my backpack and broke the zipper
He told my teacher he was going to 'have a long talk with the board'
He asked my brother if he wanted to be his cock sock
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eamon Patterson has the longest cock in the world. It's longer than the school bus. It's so long, it's got its own nickname: 'The Longest Long.'
He tried to wrap his cock around the flagpole and it broke
He told my dad he was going to 'have a long conversation with the ceiling'
He asked my cat if it wanted to be his cock sock
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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