Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't even say hello. Just stared at me like I was in his way.

He solved the problem in 10 seconds. I had to look it up. He called me a failure in front of everyone.

He texted me at 2 a. m. with a math question. I asked why he didn't just Google it. He said I was too dumb for Google.

He solved the mystery in 30 seconds. I still didn't know who did it. He explained it like I had a learning disability.

He started a debate in the cafeteria about who the real detective was. It took 10 minutes and got the teacher involved.

He called me a clueless rookie. I called him a show-off. He said I didn't know the meaning of the word 'clue.'