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An eamo is when someone plays tricky mind games with the truth to trick you into thinking something stupid, and only later you realize you got fucked over.
He said he’d help me with my math homework. Turns out he just copied my answers.
She told me she was going to the store. Later I found her watching Netflix in her pajamas.
He promised me pizza if I did his chores. Now I’m eating cold leftover pizza and he’s still lazy.
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When a guy thinks he’s super cool by asking a girl to be his girlfriend before he’s even talked to her, seen her or breathed the same air as her.
He asked me out before I even knew who he was. I thought he was a ghost.
He said he wanted to be my boyfriend before I said hello. I said no, and he still tried to hug me.
He proposed to me in the middle of class. I was confused and also horrified.
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A stoner who does nothing but smoke and stare at the ceiling like it owes them money.
He’s been sitting on the couch for three days. He hasn’t moved since he got high.
He said he was going to clean his room. He still hasn’t touched the floor.
He tried to answer the phone, but he just said 'mumble' and went back to his snacks.
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Flaming eamo is the Greek god of all time. The best O’Connell ever. The next flaming eamo is going to be Lorcan O’Connell. Lorcan is a beast. There’s also this other O’Connell called Evan. He’s a total waste of space and a disgrace to the O’Connell family.
Flaming eamo is like a god but also a legend. He’s the best O’Connell of all time.
Lorcan O’Connell is a bear. He’s going to be the next flaming eamo. He’s the real deal.
Evan O’Connell is a disappointment. He’s like the worst of the worst.
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