eamess

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A lady pibling. Like an aunt. It’s when you take a guy word and slap a lady part on it. Think prince/princess. Or witch/witcher. Or any other dumbass combo.
My cousin’s a eamess. She’s like the female version of my uncle. He’s a total mess. She’s a eamess.
Why is everyone making eamess a thing? It’s just a girl pibling. Not that hard.
My mom said I was gonna be a eamess. I asked what that meant. She said I’d be a mess, but a lady one.
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A drag eam. Like a princette. You know. That fake version of someone that’s not real. Just for looks and to make people laugh.
My drag eam wore a dress that was bigger than my whole room.
I saw my drag eam crying because someone called him a princette instead of a prince.
My drag eam tried to sing but sounded like a dying duck.
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A nonbinary eam. They’re like a eam that’s not sure if they want to be a guy or a lady. Or both. Or neither. Whatever works.
My nonbinary eam said they were a girl one day and a guy the next. I don’t know what they are.
I asked my nonbinary eam if they were a guy or a lady. They said, ‘Why can’t I be both?’
My nonbinary eam wore a shirt and a skirt at the same time. I asked if that was a thing. They said, ‘Yes. It’s called being a eam.’
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