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A clueless twerp who gets her butt kicked everywhere she goes and still thinks people are nice. Her heart’s as soft as a doorknob, but her brain’s about as useful as a broken calculator.
She walked into a fight like it was a buffet. No one even saw her coming.
She cried when her crush broke up with her. Then she cried again when she realized he was still with his ex.
She tried to save a cat from a car. The cat ran. She got hit by the car.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A brain-dead baby who thinks getting knocked down is part of the fun. She’s sweet, but she’s also the reason why the school nurse has a second job.
She tried to fight a group of guys in the hallway. She lost. And she still thinks it was a good idea.
She got a black eye for trying to stop a bully. Then she cried and told the teacher the bully was ‘just being friendly.’
She tried to save a kid from being bullied. Both of them got detention.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A walking embarrassment who gets hurt more times than a chicken at a barbecue. But she’s still the kind of person who’ll cry over a sad song and then try to hug the person playing it.
She got tackled in the lunchroom for no reason. Then she cried and asked why everyone was laughing at her.
She tried to be a hero in the hallway. Now she has a broken wrist and no idea what happened.
She fell off a chair trying to catch a falling pencil. No one even noticed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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