Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most unhinged legend on Earth. has the power to make mountains cry and women drop their pants

Eaman just flexed and my gym got destroyed

My ex said she’d come back if I asked Eaman to text her

I tried to beat Eaman at chess and he won by screaming

2

the king of all nonsense. can beat up dragons and make men cry with his side-eye

Eaman side-eyed me and I lost my job

He beat a dragon with his bare hands and it was just Tuesday

I asked him for advice and he said 'you're stupid' and it was true

3

the god of chaos. has no rules and makes everyone mad when he shows up

Eaman showed up at my birthday and turned it into a war

He made my dog run away just by whispering

I tried to be cool and he said 'you’re not even close'

4

the ultimate flexer. can break bones with a smile and makes women swoon like it’s the final exam

Eaman smiled and my spine broke

He walked in and my crush fainted

I tried to be tough and he laughed at me

5

the most ridiculous superhero. has no limits and makes everyone look like a joke

Eaman flew into my room and my ceiling exploded

He made my teacher cry and it was just math

I tried to be funny and he said 'you’re not even close'