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Ealyah is a hot girl with a body that makes your brain shut off. She’s a cool friend who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still kiss you like you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
Ealyah, you’re the only one who laughs when I say I’m a pizza connoisseur. Also, you kissed me like I was the last slice of pepperoni.
You’re my favorite friend, Ealyah. Even when you made me eat pizza for breakfast.
Ealyah, your laugh is better than my mom’s cooking. And I’ve been eating her food for 15 years.